Red Carpet

So here’s a random smattering of dresses. I always did think the clothes were better than the actual awards.

Angelina’s dress was beyond perfect. From the backless-ness, to the color, to the sparkle, I could not have been more in love. I can not emphasize enough how perfect I think the color is. Such lust.


Halle Berry’s body is to DIE for, and this dress does a great job showing it off. I like the multiple fabrics, and also the bodice. Overall, gorgeous.

Claire Danes. How perfect did she look. The dress was flawless–simple, yet the color completely popped. The style was so elegant, and yes sexy with the back, or lack there of. Her hair was simple, but complimentary, and the her cuff was beautiful. Probably in my top 5 of the night.

All I have to say is Tilda Swinton is an alien.

Tina Fey! Her dress was very normal, and pretty and I was proud of her for wearing something that didn’t look like an umbrella (coughcoughLASTYEARcough). Overall, good job, Tina.

I think Christina Hendricks is gorgeous–from her voluptuous body, to her fiery hair, and fierce personality on Mad Men, she’s absolutely fabulous. This dress, however, is not. It completely takes over her body and looks like it’s wearing her. That thing on her shoulder?? Take that away and we’re in business. I definitely admire when red heads wear red dresses–who said they clash?

Michelle Williams is beautiful but this entire look is a disaster. I don’t like the pixie cut–I think she looks far better with long hair. And the dress is a nightmare. The color flushes her out, the print is far too cutesy for me, and the ruffles on the side make her look wide. Fail.

I’m not the biggest fan of Meghan Fox, actually I kind of hate her, but I have to admit this dress is really pretty. The color is really nice, and the bodice of it is great–the stripes and sparkles make it really different and yet not quite funky. Good job.

Yikes! Yikes yikes!! Christina Aguilera looks like she’s gained a lot of weight, and absolutely no judgment, but it also looks like she hasn’t really compensated for it with her dress. Her boobs are falling out, she looks uncomfortable and squished–overall not good.

Sandra Bullock’s hair was a NIGHTMARE MESS, but her dress was so pretty. Love the embroidery, the fall and the color. Terrific.

I have the biggest girl crush on Emma Stone, but I think she looks really weird with blonde hair. It looks far better brown or red. And to be honest, this dress doesn’t help. With the hair, flesh colored lips and flesh colored body she is so washed out in this dress. I love you, but this was not good.

My biggest question of the night: why is your dress in your necklace? That’s all.

Okay, so my mom thinks this is the sluttiest dress ever, and I have to agree that it’s not the classiest, but January Jones is the most perfect looking person on the planet. If anyone can pull this off, it’s her. So maybe it’s not the BEST dress, but her hair is perfect, her body is stunning, the color on her is fantastic, and to be honest? I love it.

The star of the night! Natalie Portman looked stunning. Her dress was perfect–the flower is beautiful and a great accent to her baby bump (so cute). Her hair is perfect, her necklace gorgeous–overall, beautiful.

Helena Bonham Carter is one of my favorites. I think she was hysterical. Obviously, it was a complete hot mess but it is the funniest, most Carter-like thing I’ve ever seen and I fully approve.

To be honest, I don’t know how I feel about Olivia Wilde’s dress. I love the sparkles–sequins are my calling, but I don’t know about the full skirt. I guess I will side with the good, though tentatively.

Overall, the show would have been better if Jon Hamm had been on screen the entire time. This is the goofiest picture of him and I love it–he’s my man.

Despite the fact that he is engaged to this woman (….), Armie Hammer is my future husband and I want to announce it here so that everyone is aware that he is mine. Clear? It better be.

I wasn’t aware that Jesus had been invited to the Globes. Who knew.

And on that note of Christian Bale needing a haircut (and I love him and think he’s gorgeous he just needs a little (big) trim), I shall leave this post be. It’s been a long one, but a fun one. Look forward to the exact same posts for the Oscars!! Get ready.


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